Top 13 Signs You're Playing Too Much TagYerIt

- by SteQve

If you were looking for signs you were playing too much of TagYerit the band check out their web site at http://www.tagyerit.com. If you know what the Quake II version of TagYerIt is, then read on...

13. You get 9 stitches in your 2 best Quake-playing fingers and you insist on playing through the pain (this is known as "Sati Syndrome")

12. You actually use "cmd tag who"

11. You're really, really good at sharing tiny elevators

10. You shoot other Nits just to move them out of your way

9. When you see someone flashing yellow and blue, you run like hell

8. You sign on to a server and ask, "wtf? why can't I kill you?" (Oh wait, sorry, that's the number 8 sign that you AREN'T playing too much TagYerIt)

7. All those footsteps... so many footsteps.... slowly driving you insane...

6. You never, ever chat when you're It

5. You sob and scream in mortal anguish when you're killed with 4 ItFrags

4. When new players attack you with grenades or rockets, you run right into them, forcing them to suicide and see the error of their ways

3. You never really needed that new flashing yellow HUD display to tell you when you're It

2. You go to a regular deathmatch server and get fragged 5 times before you realize you're supposed to shoot everybody

And the number one sign you're playing too much TagYerIt...

1. You bind a key that says, "You can only kill the yellow player. NO NO NO, not ME, the *YELLOW* player! The *YELLOW* player!"


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