SOUTHERN TERRORIST ADVISORY ATLANTA (Sep. 5)
The governors of Alabama, South Carolina, Arkansas, Georgia, and
Mississippi
announced today that they have made a disturbing discovery in their
states.
Apparently, a small number of Al-Qaeda terrorists have become
romantically
involved with local redneck girls.
The result is not pretty and they now have the sad task of reporting
the
creation of a new sector of the human race: Islamabubbas. So far, only
a
smattering of actual births have been reported, but the FBI is hard at
work
trying to isolate and seal them off.
To date, the Bureau has identified the following children:
Mohammed Billy Bob
Abba Bubba Mohammed
Jethro Bin Thinkin Boudit
Mohammed Forrest Gumpa
Bubba Mohammed
Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba
Bobbie Joe Bubba
Amgood Atat
Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl
Linda Sue Bin There Dundat.
Not surprisingly, the Bureau believes all to be the offspring of one
couple:
Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin.
End of Advisory....
