Jokes



Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental
Hospital. One day while they were walking past
the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped
into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom and
stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him.
She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the medical director became aware of Mary's
heroic act he immediately ordered her to be
discharged from the hospital, as he now considered
her to be mentally stable. When he went to tell Mary
the news he said, "Mary, I have good news and bad
news. The good news is you're being discharged
because since you were able to jump in and save
the life of another patient, I think you've
regained your senses. The bad news is, Jim,
the patient you saved, hung himself with his
bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry,
but he's dead."
Mary replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him
there to dry."


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