don't start anything."
2. A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food
in here."
3. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
4. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A
beer please, and one for the road."
5. Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married. The ceremony
wasn't much but the reception was brilliant.
6. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'
" "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."
7. Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly "I
was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," said
Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" Exclaimed Daisy.
8. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The
shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
9. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron. "
The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
12. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't
find any.
14. I went to a seafood disco restaurant last week.... and pulled a mussel.
15. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in
the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak
and heat it too.
16. A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks
the doc. "It's... um...well. I have five penises," replies the man. "Wow!"
says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?" "Like a glove."
17. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
