Dear God:
How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom smell one
another? Where are their priorities?
Dear God:
When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same
old story?
Dear God:
Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the
cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but
not one named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding
around? We dogs love a nice ride! I know every breed cannot have
its own model, but it would be easy to rename the Chrysler Eagle
the Chrysler Beagle!
Dear God:
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him,
is he still a bad dog?
Dear God:
Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on-ramps?
Dear God:
If we come back as humans, is that good or bad?
Dear God:
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear God:
When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get
in?
Dear God:
We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals,
whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic
energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God:
Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been
howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear
back is the beagle across the street!
Dear God:
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to
apologize?
Dear God:
Is it true that dogs are not allowed in restaurants because
we can't make up our minds what NOT to order? Or is it the
carpets thing, again?
Dear God:
Can you undo what that doctor did ... ?
CAT'S LETTER TO GOD
Dear God:
Do you exist? I'm just curious. I don't really care.
