Dear Abby:
I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be
married next month.
My fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but
really great and understanding. She is putting the
entire wedding together and invited me to her place to
go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit
beyond what we had expected it to be.
When I got to her place we reviewed the list and
trimmed it down to just under a hundred ... then she
floored me.
She said that in a month I would be a married man and
that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with
me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom
and on her way said that I knew where the front door
was if I wanted to leave.
I stood there for about five minutes and finally
decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this
situation. I headed straight out the front door...
There, leaning against my car was her husband, my
father-in-law to be.
He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to
be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their
little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me
on passing their little test.
Abby, should I tell my fiancee' what her parents did,
and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and
insulting to my character?
Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including
the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car
was to get a condom?
