Paul returned from a doctor's visit one day and
told his wife Alma that the doctor said he only had 24
hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to
make love with him. Of course she agreed and they
made passionate love. Six hours later, Paul went to her again, and said,
"Honey, now I only have 18 hours
left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" Alma agrees and again they
make love. Later, Paul is
getting into bed when he realized he now had only
eight hours of life left. He touched Alma's shoulder
and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I
die." She agreed, than afterward she rolled over and
fell asleep. Paul, however, heard the clock ticking
in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was
down to only four more hours. He tapped his
wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left!
Could we...?" His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him
and said, "Listen Paul, I have to get up in the morning! You don't."
